If I could tear my heart, and keep it miles apart from love of beast or man, and never give a damn. If I could learn to lie, and never show my pride, I’d be just like the rest…

Be someone I detest

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Falling From Grace by The Gentle Waves [full lyrics]

That’s kinda how I feel right now. Things would be so much easier if I was a lying, heartless bastard that would slither his way thru life without caring about who he destroys, just go get what he wants. And everyone wants that guy. I know this, I’ve myself been there. But time and again, I make the ‘mistake’ of allowing my true self to be my only self and by doing that I really isolate myself… but I can’t be anything else. Sorry folks… nah, you don’t give a damn. Sorry Carlos. FML.

Kay Star’s I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm

So we decked the halls with lime-green disco balls. lol Feels all Xmasy now… (more pics here). We had to keep any decorations to a minimum in size, mostly ‘cause they’re just HUGE cat toys (and one of them likes to eat fake plants, yes, including xmas trees. lol) I wanted to go for something a little more traditional, with greens and golds, but Lance really wanted a more contemporary approach… I’m glad I gave in. lol It’s so awesome!

Awesome video, too short of a song tho. Also, why was the bear covered? Oh well… you do what you can with what you have. lol

lahoo23:

ohyeahbears:

bearsimjealousof:

bearmythology:

I don’t think I’ll ever miss breakfast again if it means waking up to this! [D. Goldenberg]

WHOA!

Holy shit! Even I felt uncomfortable looking at this… in a good way. (motorboats) [bigger version here]

Quick lol of the day. (via: ApartmentTherapy)

I think the whole ‘Hallowismas’ phenomena has more to do with what’s happening with our culture nowadays… We’d rather go from one party to the next without stopping to be inconvenienced by family and awkward ‘thanks giving’; specially when it’s a holiday where nobody gets treats or gifts.

Write that down, it’s good for you.

After careful consideration, I’ve realized… my life’s too short. According to statistics*, I’ve A good 51.5 years of life left, more or less… That’s less than 2/3 of my entire lifespan. I promise to myself today that I’m not going to let anyone jack my Fresh. If they try, I shall rise and smite them, for the Fresh must be kept unjacked. You were forewarned.

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Me.

*Statistics Here

The Most Wisdom I've Heard From ANYONE Is On Twitter; FML. lol

posted 2 days ago

Remember this: you’re just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it’s not.
I don’t need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I’m old. I’m through moving shit.
A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching.
Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.
Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it.
Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.
If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit.
Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.
I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.
That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them.

(via: ShitMyDadSays)

Woke up excited, can’t go back to sleep… but I am sleepy. lol

- Me.

Got home frm the Eagle; Lance was almost done with the potato roasting, and then we finished them off with a nice mashed potato ‘cupcake-frosting’. Cooking makes me feel so relaxed. Now I’m happy with the world and everything around me. :) Well, the beers might’ve helped sum too. lololol

Lucky See / Do.

The Most Wisdom I've Heard From ANYONE Is On Twitter; FML. lol